Of maps and giant planes

One tactic I use to calm myself on commercial flights is to remove my watch so that I can’t see how much longer I’ve got to put up with this stuff. If I’m flying with RTH then he actively lies to me about how much longer the flight is. I’m fine with this.

As I’m getting a little better with this being a passenger stuff I allowed myself the luxury of having the inflight map up on my screen. This is also an attempt to improve my North American geography.

Trouble is, I appear to be in a giant airplane. It currently spans three states according to the screen.

I still have no idea where we actually are!