Flight safety is everyone’s top priority. In general pilots tend to be risk-averse and conservative in nature. Sure there are always a few idiots but in general we prefer to keep our planes intact and ourselves alive.
There have been many studies carried out in many different countries and many millions of dollars spent all with the singular purpose of improving flight safety.
In the light of such extravagant expenditure I feel it is only right that I do my bit. So I have carried out my own study, based on direct observations of a number of years and I’m pleased to tell you that I’m now in a position to report my findings.
The single most effective way of ensuring a safe and uneventful flight is………..
To remove all instructors from aircraft effective immediately.
You see I have noticed a direct correlation between there being an instructor on board and the likelihood of the engine mysteriously quitting on you!
Ok, you got me. This might be my not so subtle way of complaining about the fact that I was happily in the circuit, after a reasonably good flight in which I’d easily demonstrated my ability to land the plane after an engine failure. I was quietly contemplating my last abomination of a landing (seriously out of practice) and how I was going to claw the next one back when I see Bob’s hand dive for the throttle. I’ve never managed to win the hand slapping battle-of-the-throttle, so I resign myself to the inevitable, trying to get it on the runway in one piece.
I manage, but it wasn’t pretty.